In an inspiring display of retroactive clairvoyance, Twitter influencer Ansem revealed that he went long “right after” prices surged, moments after telling his 400,000 followers he was “bearish here” not 24 hours earlier. The revelation came in the form of a screenshot with strategic timestamps cropped out and an inspirational caption about “staying nimble.”
The pivot marks yet another successful invocation of the sacred influencer clause: *No matter what happens, I was right.* Followers who questioned the contradiction were immediately ratioed by bot accounts named “DeFiDegen420” and “SolanaJesus.eth,” while the rest dutifully liked the post in hopes of being early to the next vague chart pattern he draws with an Apple Pencil.
Market analysts say Ansem’s maneuver is a textbook example of “Schrödinger’s Position,” where one is simultaneously long, short, and spiritually detached until price direction reveals which narrative to tweet.
Sources close to Ansem confirm he’s currently preparing a new post about how he “saw this coming all along” while opening twelve tabs of TradingView and whispering “I am the market.”